About Bikini Jane

Well, as most of you might have guessed, it's not just one of us that lives in this body - there's a whole frigging tribe.

Bikini Jane is the one who is taking charge of this blog - she's really determined and pushes every day to escape the flab.

But there are also a few other personalities bumping around in here that she has to contend with and not all of them are very cooperative. There's Lazy Jane, who would prefer to sit on her date than exercise and there's Stuff-Your-Face Jane, who, as the name suggests, likes to overindulge in all things food-related. Alcho Jane likes to get a look in every now and then, hitting the bottle, egging Stuff-Your-Face Jane on, and then giving over to Lazy Jane for the aftermath.

Bikini Jane really gets pissed off with those three but, luckily, she has others on her side - there's Mama Jane, who really wants to set a good example for her daughter and Holiday Jane, who lives for travel and would LOVE to see Bikini Jane win the battle so that she can actually enjoy pools and beaches again.

So, that's us, all in here together... there are others and they're sure to show up from time to time - Workaholic Jane, Feral Jane, Hermit Jane.... they're all here - it's like a full collection of Ms Janes (as opposed to Mr Men).

Bikini Jane's plan, of course, is to dump the three main offenders that stifle her so much and to get her mates off on a well-deserved and enjoyable holiday without the 'baggage'!

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